Asshat Parking: Work Edition

"JKER" (jker) 12/30/2014 at 11:20 • Filed to: None

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Didn't know that BMW made Minis.

Leon711 > JKER 12/30/2014 at 11:20

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TIL - they do.

TwinCharged - Is Now UK Opponaut > JKER 12/30/2014 at 11:20

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Well. They do.

//chuckles

My citroen won't start > JKER 12/30/2014 at 11:21

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You do know that BMW actually owns MINI right?

Vimto > JKER 12/30/2014 at 11:21

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Not sure if the caption is a joke considering BMW actually does own and produce Minis...

JKER > Vimto 12/30/2014 at 11:22

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That's the joke.

JKER > My citroen won't start 12/30/2014 at 11:23

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Yes.

My citroen won't start > JKER 12/30/2014 at 11:24

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sorry

Stapleface-Now Hyphenated! > JKER 12/30/2014 at 11:25

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How do you do that poorly with a mini? The damn thing could almost fit sideways and still be in the parking space.

JKER > Stapleface-Now Hyphenated! 12/30/2014 at 11:26

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Mad skillz

spanfucker retire bitch > JKER 12/30/2014 at 11:31

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This is someone who truly takes pride in being a self-absorbed asshole. They have one of the easiest cars in the world to park, and they still go out of the way to make life miserable for others.

HammerheadFistpunch > JKER 12/30/2014 at 11:41

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its not even an "S"....why man, why!?

JKER > HammerheadFistpunch 12/30/2014 at 11:42

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It's not even red, it's like a nasty cream. Why buy a mini that doesn't look loud and fun?

Leon711 > JKER 12/30/2014 at 11:50

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JKER > Leon711 12/30/2014 at 11:52

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I was literally going to post this but my work computer won't let me upload images and I didn't want to take the time on my phone haha

JGrabowMSt > JKER 12/30/2014 at 12:16

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I do believe the color is (or at one point) was called Pepper White.

JKER > JGrabowMSt 12/30/2014 at 12:21

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pepper white

ppper white

pperk white

puerk white

puke white. There, that sounds about wight.

sm70- why not Duesenberg? > JKER 12/30/2014 at 13:09

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Technically, this is a BMW-Mini Cooper. This driver ignored the fact that it is mini (being a Mini) and just went for the BMW part.

JKER > sm70- why not Duesenberg? 12/30/2014 at 13:18

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He basically bought a Mini so that he could try to pretend to be a BMW because that's as close as he's going to get.

Alex B > HammerheadFistpunch 01/01/2015 at 10:00

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Steeleies though...

The Real Dacia Sandero > spanfucker retire bitch 01/13/2015 at 18:19

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That car is so small that it is more difficult to park it badly than correctly. They had to go out of their way and spend more time than needed to get it that way. That's the mark of a true asshole. Inconveniencing themselves just to inconvenience others.